And That's How I Beat The Robots

my marfans martian

i like to draw! i would show you some of my favorite drawings here, but there seems to be one ingredient missing... a scanner. yes, yes, he is still playing at his friend's house, and i don't think he's ever coming back. i guess it's time to move on, and get another scanner, so you can spend hours loading images of brain creations. until then, you will just have to stab each and every person who bumps into you as you are trying to get into the chinese market, and wait in line for over an hour when all you wanted was some damned furikake and ramune to fulfill your rice seasoning and drink desires! sweet jesus what IS that thing inside my throat?!

so, all you get for now is some quick thingies that i scribbled in photoshop while talking to irritating people on the phone. i don't know what they said, but their ignorance seems to have worked its way into the pictures.

don't be expecting quality drawings


(older)
woo flying

i wanted to draw a monkey
fwends

my pet rock
you came

silly
silly

hug
bear hug

wormy
she had that dream again

braces
braces

caw
meow

mullet
love

glass
i didn't see the glass

escape
thanks, i've been working out

missing
i miss you, too

colors...
vacation time

arrr!
crabe victorieux

arrr!
i thought you said there'd be gravy

arrr!
whoops

(new... kinda)

i don't like it here.